Silver Thread
What's this on my chin Looks like lint, but won't brush off, Tucked tight in my beard Good Lord! A gray hair! What can I possibly do to feel young again ? Suddenly so old--- Reverse the signs of aging--- They'll call me Gray Beard! I could shave it off Maybe join Hair Club For Men Buy some new tweezers Time for a sports car Gotta get a trophy wife Become "hip" again Salt and pepper's cool Snow on roof, fire in furnace Better get wise quick Go see a doctor A good gerontologist He'll give me something Advice on aging A A R P membership I should quit smoking I'll be the Great Sage Elder of my mountain tribe Not just some...old...man